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EmailJokes PG13

http://www.emailjokes.co.za/
Title: EmailJokes PG13
Category: Entertainment / Jokes
Clicks: 1
Listing added: Jun 25, 2010
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4/10
Get all the stuff passed on via email. Might offend sensitive viewers.
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Pvt Secretary position contributed by WG


I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a
Huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ

My own private secretary.

"Well you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly" she
said"I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to
have sex with."

"That's fair enough" I replied "When can you start?"

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This is how you apply for a job! contributed by TheSimpsons

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Anger management contributed by TheSimpsons


‘n Boer raak vreeslik kwaad vir een van sy plaaswerkers,
en is sommer lus en klap hom onderstebo.

Sy vrou sê, hy moet hom nie so vererg vir die werker nie,
hy moet eerder oor die saak bid.

Die aand loop sy vrou verby hulle kamer,
en hoor hoe die boer bid:
“………. Vader, en in verband met Johannes,
gaan U hom kom haal,
of moet ek hom vir U stuur?”

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Dark Humour contributed by SS

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How many municipal workers does it take ... contributed by SS

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Vandag se PVA contributed by WG

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Child age 2 William Stokkebroe Jive contributed by SS


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Have You Ever Seen Such a Tamed Lion??? contributed by ZH

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We braai like sissies, compared to these guys! How it’s done in Arg entina!! contributed by SS

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Signs??? contributed by WG

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The power of alcohol! contributed by WG

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3 Gallos... contributed by SS

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Mother's day - Sign at Bottle Store! contributed by TheSimpsons

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Calibre is everything!! contributed by SS

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Hou van sing .. contributed by SS


'n Vrou hou van sing.. Maar elke keer wat sy begin sing, stap haar man
uit oppi balkon.

Sy voel sleg en vra hom toe: "Hou jy nie van hoe ek sing nie?"

Hy se: "Nee.. Disi dit nie!.. Ek staan net buite dat die bure kan sien
eks nie besig om jou te moer nie!

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no more saying "When I get around to it" contributed by TheSimpsons

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